Canned

To be sprayed with bear mace

shit you hear that tim got canned?
damn for real that’s tuff

by KevinKulu December 06, 2018

Canned

A term used to describe being hit in the male part of the anatomy!

Also see, Junked.

Ouch! I canned my self with the laundry hamper!!

by Mark December 05, 2004

Canned

Getting imprisoned

My boy just got canned for shotting drugs!

by PussyEater112 May 18, 2015

can-can

Lying nude on your back and lifting your two legs and spreading them as wide as you can, so you are showing your balls and your asshole to surprise people walking by.

Damnit! Benjamin just showed me the can-can.

by Keefer St. Aubin November 01, 2007

can can

parisian burlesque dance ( with pasties )

tra la da boom de yah, can you do the can can hootchie moma!

there is a place in france where the women wear no pants.

by itichie_nocanpo July 02, 2006

can can

The act of anal sex in a restroom. Putting it in her can, while in THE can.

Last night at the restaurant, we slipped into the bathroom and I gave her the can can.

by PGF March 03, 2007

can or no can?

is it alright or not?

Islandboy: eh dad we going beach, can or no can?

Islandboy's dad: cans

Islandboy: shoots!

by Arjune D.M. August 11, 2008