shapito

one who beats others with silverware (usually a spoon)

Amy is a shapito because she beat her brother with a spoon.

by shortyy44u January 18, 2011

Cal Shapiro

Vocalist of a music group called timeflies. He is a singer and free-styler. His ultra-charming looks make people swoon. He is also extremely terrified of strawberries, although no one (including himself) is sure why.

Cal Shapiro is the singer for timeflies. Some of his best works include I Choose U, Swoon, One Night, and Ride.

by YaBoyLin December 28, 2013

shopitoffism

A term used to describe the attempt to quell uncomfortable emotion through compulsive acquisition.

He had a dire case of shopitoffism that put him in debt to the tune of about thirty grand on that sad and pitiful weekend.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

to Shapiro

"Winning" a debate by saying something so indescribably dumb that your opponent doesn't know where to start correcting said statement.

Now, i know my teacher isn't the smartest, but when i tried to correct him about how people in the middle ages did not, in fact, live to 25, then fall over dead, he decided to Shapiro me

by anuncertainsomeone March 20, 2022

Ben Shapiro

Renowned hypotheticalist. He hates everything that's left. He wouldn't even take a left turn while driving even if his life counted on it. He also has a wife, trust me, he does, and she's a doctor.

Guy 1 - "So I was watching a podcast on TV and there was this one annoying dude who kept blabbering about radical leftists in a squirrel-like high pitched bullet train voice

Guy 2 -"I think you were listening to Ben Shapiro."

by FactuallyCorrect September 19, 2021

Shapiro

During an argument one can pull a "Shapiro" by being so completely wrong that there is no way anyone could feasibly correct you without teaching three entry level college courses in the process.

"Man I tell you what, last night I was discussing economics with Jack and he pulled a Shapiro on me ....... Nigga had me lost for words"

by TheDailyWire April 8, 2020

sapito

dominican s way of saying tight pussy.

yo that chick has a sapito

by dominican cash March 30, 2010