acquisition

something that has been taken; gained
I congratulate you on your acquisition. It is a formidable item you have acquired.
by A Broken Lady March 8, 2005
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acquisition

a p2p program for macintosh computers.
I just got the entire first season of Trailer Park Boys off Acquisition!
by calvin April 18, 2005
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acquisition

when a man or woman decide to shove a glass jar up their anus.
The glass then smashes and their ass bleeds shit and blood
they have to pick out the glass themselves as they cannot go anywhere.
"alright man! i just had my girlfriend do an acquisition in front of me. it was well good. i got to pick out the glass!
by sammy versett January 10, 2009
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indigenous acquisition

Yeah, Scott have me that vest, but then he asked for it back; I guess it was an indigenous acquisition.
by Vapor S. Thompson March 9, 2012
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aboriginal acquisition

Yeah, I did score this jacket for free from Johnny, but then he asked for it back; I guess it was an aboriginal acquisition.
by Vapor S. Thompson March 9, 2012
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Rules of Acquisition

A numbered series of aphorisms, guidelines, and principles that provided the foundation of business philosophy in Ferengi culture. There are at least 285 of them.
Some examples of Rules of Acquisition include:

Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind

Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business

Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own

Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price
by IrishCreem January 15, 2019
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Acquisition 4

An adjective used in reference to the 4 fake files that are always options when you try to download a title in Acquisition. One is a _______.mpg, one is a _______.zip, one is a ______.mpg, and one is a "_(the term you tried to download)_ girl has a shaking orgasm.mpg (Quicktime)". Even if the file you are looking for is not there, the Acquisition 4 becomes a downloadable option that will not be what you were looking for at all when you go to play them.
"I almost fell for his Acquisition 4 dick size."

"i missed a class and Acquisition 4ed an excuse."

by angieledbetter October 10, 2008
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