by A Broken Lady March 8, 2005
by calvin April 18, 2005
when a man or woman decide to shove a glass jar up their anus.
The glass then smashes and their ass bleeds shit and blood
they have to pick out the glass themselves as they cannot go anywhere.
The glass then smashes and their ass bleeds shit and blood
they have to pick out the glass themselves as they cannot go anywhere.
"alright man! i just had my girlfriend do an acquisition in front of me. it was well good. i got to pick out the glass!
by sammy versett January 10, 2009
Yeah, Scott have me that vest, but then he asked for it back; I guess it was an indigenous acquisition.
by Vapor S. Thompson March 9, 2012
Yeah, I did score this jacket for free from Johnny, but then he asked for it back; I guess it was an aboriginal acquisition.
by Vapor S. Thompson March 9, 2012
A numbered series of aphorisms, guidelines, and principles that provided the foundation of business philosophy in Ferengi culture. There are at least 285 of them.
Some examples of Rules of Acquisition include:
Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind
Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business
Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own
Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price
Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind
Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business
Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own
Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price
by IrishCreem January 15, 2019
Employing non-traditional means of possession. Including but not limited to, theft, extortion and ground scores.
"Honey I think our son is involved in a stereo-theft ring"
"Nonsense dear, Billy explained that he got all this fancy stuff through Alternative Acquisition."
"Nonsense dear, Billy explained that he got all this fancy stuff through Alternative Acquisition."
by Mike A.N January 15, 2010