acquisition
acquisition by A Broken Lady March 7, 2005
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acquisition
acquisition by calvin April 18, 2005
acquisition
when a man or woman decide to shove a glass jar up their anus.
The glass then smashes and their ass bleeds shit and blood
they have to pick out the glass themselves as they cannot go anywhere.
The glass then smashes and their ass bleeds shit and blood
they have to pick out the glass themselves as they cannot go anywhere.
"alright man! i just had my girlfriend do an acquisition in front of me. it was well good. i got to pick out the glass!
acquisition by sammy versett January 10, 2009
Acquisition 4
An adjective used in reference to the 4 fake files that are always options when you try to download a title in Acquisition. One is a _______.mpg, one is a _______.zip, one is a ______.mpg, and one is a "_(the term you tried to download)_ girl has a shaking orgasm.mpg (Quicktime)". Even if the file you are looking for is not there, the Acquisition 4 becomes a downloadable option that will not be what you were looking for at all when you go to play them.
Acquisition 4 by angieledbetter January 20, 2009
Acquisition phase
The early stages of a relationship whereby one or both parties show only their desirable qualities. They fail to disclose their flaws, true personalities, and true desires in order to be accepted, loved, and taken to the next stage of a relationship.
Acquisition phase by Intuitive One August 23, 2022
Acquisition disorder
I helped her pack her house when she moved
I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.
I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.
Acquisition disorder by MarianneM August 24, 2016
Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods
"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."
Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020
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