Lawyer from Harvard known for triggering social justice warriors, feminists, socialists, and commies faster than Monica triggered Bill. He is often seen in public smoking a blunt and wearing dark shades.

Shapiro 2020

KEEP AMERICA SHARP WIT SHAPIRO

The end-all politician when it comes to debunking and destroying leftists taking the moral high ground when perpetuating the very ideologies they claim their opponents to hold such as racism, sexism, etc. He is also the editor in chief of the Daily Wire and the talk show host of the #1 watched conservative podcast. True legend and leads a Thug Life.

An extremely intelligent conservative whose domestic policy is spot on. However, in terms of foreign policy, he shows his Zionist tendencies - sucking Israel's dick whenever possible. Hates Rand Paul, even though he's a true conservative.