Lawyer from Harvard known for triggering social justice warriors, feminists, socialists, and commies faster than Monica triggered Bill. He is often seen in public smoking a blunt and wearing dark shades.

destroyer of libtards

The end-all politician when it comes to debunking and destroying leftists taking the moral high ground when perpetuating the very ideologies they claim their opponents to hold such as racism, sexism, etc. He is also the editor in chief of the Daily Wire and the talk show host of the #1 watched conservative podcast. True legend and leads a Thug Life.

Shapiro 2020

KEEP AMERICA SHARP WIT SHAPIRO

A fast-talking conservative pundit known for literally brutally murdering leftists on camera and totally dominating their assholes with his circumcised razor penis, leaving them to drip with that lava hot Jewish Shapiro cum.

Smug provocateur who dupes his far-right base into thinking he's a lot smarter than he really is by talking in a rapid delivery with his chipmunk voice and using a boatload of straw man arguments. Do any of you notice that the only people he debates are obnoxious 18-21 year olds at various college campuses?

In reality, he's nothing more than pseudo-intellectual and a snake oil salesman.

A conservative pundit with just above-average intellect. Tries really hard at sounding smart in order to "own the libs".

Easily impressed Alt-right losers and Trump supporters believe he is a genius just by the sheer fact that they are not smart themselves.