anuncertainsomeone's definitions

go ape

To go ape is a style of sexual intercourse. It is done in a tree, with everyone involved being naked and without protection, as to simulate the natural reproduction of apes.

I think i got pregnant after i let Joshua go ape with me.

by anuncertainsomeone June 7, 2019

And then it got worse

Russias unofficial national motto

"After several years of war, the people were in the streets, demanding peace and bread. Then came Lenin. And then it got worse."

by anuncertainsomeone December 9, 2020

Conflict of interest

Google Chrome having Privacy Settings

The conflict of interest is the quintessential part of any good story.

by anuncertainsomeone November 25, 2020

The Boston Molassacre

The Great Molasses Flood, also known as the Boston Molassacre, was an industrial accident in 1919 where molasses flooded parts of Boston after a tank full of the stuff fell over.

Even 100 years after The Boston Molassacre, the city of Boston continues to be one of the stickiest cities in the world.

by anuncertainsomeone July 3, 2023

Serezedian

Abkürzung von "Selbstreduzierende Zeitdifferenzangabe", eine Eindeutschung von "Countdown"

Die Rakete hebt gleich ab, Houston hat den Serezedian schon gestartet

by anuncertainsomeone July 18, 2023

Kraken drive

A means of propulsion in Kerbal Space Program that harnesses the power of the Space Kraken to propel the player's ship forwards in a manner that defies the laws of physics. Examples include the heat shield propeller, the ladder drive, and the docking port drive.

A: No matter how hard i tried, i just couldn't fit the delta-v AND the thrust into the same rocket.
B: Well then, Kraken drive it is!

by anuncertainsomeone November 28, 2022

complaint

A collective noun to describe a group of Karens

So it was 9:55 and we were about to close, and in comes a complaint of Karens.

by anuncertainsomeone January 2, 2022