commit Lethe Bath

When you saw something so cursed on the internet, you want to delete any memory you have of what you just saw, so you take a bath in the river Lethe.
*Sees cursed post*
That's it, i shall now commit Lethe Bath.
by anuncertainsomeone August 19, 2021
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go ape

To go ape is a style of sexual intercourse. It is done in a tree, with everyone involved being naked and without protection, as to simulate the natural reproduction of apes.
I think i got pregnant after i let Joshua go ape with me.
by anuncertainsomeone June 07, 2019
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successful landing

Anything you can walk away from
I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.

The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.
by anuncertainsomeone March 19, 2022
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jurassic rook

A strategy in the game 5D Chess with Multiverse Timetravel that involves taking a rook and sending it backwards to the first eglegible board
So he was about to mate me, but luckily, i still had the time to play a jurassic rook before that happened.
by anuncertainsomeone February 05, 2022
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to Shapiro

"Winning" a debate by saying something so indescribably dumb that your opponent doesn't know where to start correcting said statement.
Now, i know my teacher isn't the smartest, but when i tried to correct him about how people in the middle ages did not, in fact, live to 25, then fall over dead, he decided to Shapiro me
by anuncertainsomeone March 20, 2022
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complaint

So it was 9:55 and we were about to close, and in comes a complaint of Karens.
by anuncertainsomeone January 02, 2022
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