"After several years of war, the people were in the streets, demanding peace and bread. Then came Lenin. And then it got worse."
by anuncertainsomeone December 09, 2020
"Winning" a debate by saying something so indescribably dumb that your opponent doesn't know where to start correcting said statement.
Now, i know my teacher isn't the smartest, but when i tried to correct him about how people in the middle ages did not, in fact, live to 25, then fall over dead, he decided to Shapiro me
by anuncertainsomeone March 20, 2022
A strategy in the game 5D Chess with Multiverse Timetravel that involves taking a rook and sending it backwards to the first eglegible board
So he was about to mate me, but luckily, i still had the time to play a jurassic rook before that happened.
by anuncertainsomeone February 05, 2022
When you saw something so cursed on the internet, you want to delete any memory you have of what you just saw, so you take a bath in the river Lethe.
by anuncertainsomeone August 19, 2021
The Great Molasses Flood, also known as the Boston Molassacre, was an industrial accident in 1919 where molasses flooded parts of Boston after a tank full of the stuff fell over.
Even 100 years after The Boston Molassacre, the city of Boston continues to be one of the stickiest cities in the world.
by anuncertainsomeone July 03, 2023
To go ape is a style of sexual intercourse. It is done in a tree, with everyone involved being naked and without protection, as to simulate the natural reproduction of apes.
by anuncertainsomeone June 07, 2019
Using a near homophone or synonym of a censored word to circumvent filters meant to detect it
(In Mandarin Chinese, the word "river crab" is a near homophone of "harmonization", which is itself a euphemism of the word "censorship")
(In Mandarin Chinese, the word "river crab" is a near homophone of "harmonization", which is itself a euphemism of the word "censorship")
"What is 'sax and violins' even supposed to mean?"
"It's just a river crabbing of 'sex and violence'."
"Can people please stop river crabbing everything on YouTube? If i hear the word "unalive" one more time, i swear-"
"It's just a river crabbing of 'sex and violence'."
"Can people please stop river crabbing everything on YouTube? If i hear the word "unalive" one more time, i swear-"
by anuncertainsomeone March 10, 2025