shampers 

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.

Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.

shampers by Rodney P McLauglin July 6, 2006

Shamversation 

Contraction of "sham conversation". Used to describe the practice of engaging someone in conversation without aiming to create a rapport or derive any meaningful information from the exchange. Shamversations are occasionally benign but can be of great strategic importance if executed effectively; examples are given below.

"Dude, why don't I engage her friend in a shamversation, then you can have a clear path to score a homerun"
~ as used tactically by a wingman.

"My fucking ex-girlfriend showed up a the club, so I grabbed the first hot chick I could find and started a shamversation."
~ used by a recently dumped guy to avoid social humiliation.

"This weird guy kept messaging me on Facebook, so I'm having a shamversation with him, in case he kills himself or something."
~ used to keep Internet weirdoes at bay.

Shamversation by gentaXY May 25, 2009

swampers 

tall rubber boots with or without a cold weather lining that are worn in swampy, muddy or wet enviroments.

"I put on my swampers to go help my buddy get his truck out of the mud"

swampers by yooper gal April 30, 2012

swampers 

another name for mud tires..typically the brand super swamper

yeah i just got me some 37 inch swampers on er

swampers by josh kosack July 11, 2007

Sharpers 

The best team in the world, plays basketball, soccer, handball and baseball. The positions for basketball are Center - Lorenzo el Perverso - Point Guard - Sharp The Great - Shooting Guard - Gas On - For more informatoin please ask in the trailer park. The Coach is Called PAPA SHARPMEN, its a war hero, a legend, a soccer player, basketball, handball, swiming champ, he plays in a band, he has won 15 world cups in POLO and he has played soccer for 10 different nations in the world. He was once known as Papa Sharpmen du Nacimento or Diego Armando Paparola.

Sharp Is The Best

Sharpers by Sharpers Fan December 5, 2003

shampert 

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isaiah is a shampert shemperter nyarken shamperter junior

shampert by shamperter October 14, 2017

shwampers 

Having a girl go down on a guy, ie., a Blow-job...

I got some good ol' shwampers from my girl last night in the back of my car.

shwampers by Deaz Nuts November 12, 2007