Tires

Black olives

No I don't want that pizza. It has tires on it.

by JazzyBlu February 18, 2019

tires

slang for shoes; usually basketball shoes

i got some new tires

by blest December 7, 2006

Tires

Round thing

Goes under the car

Person 1: what are those?
Person 2: tires

by SupAsiaCoolie August 23, 2020

TIRES

A 420 in progress when taking out tires behind building

Hey hip can you help me take these "tires" out

by hippy412 March 28, 2008

Tires

Tires Pluto's platonic sis is hot and sexy. Rumours say that they make out every day who knows.
tires is 4'1

Tires is hot and sexy and cute and awesome

by Plutouwu January 3, 2022

Tires

A way of saying something is terrible.

'Aw man this food was tires.'

by Jk16778 March 28, 2024

tires don exits

The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.

Guy 1: "20xx is here"
Guy 2: "Dood, tires don exits"

by Piscine September 20, 2016