Shamversation

Contraction of "sham conversation". Used to describe the practice of engaging someone in conversation without aiming to create a rapport or derive any meaningful information from the exchange. Shamversations are occasionally benign but can be of great strategic importance if executed effectively; examples are given below.

"Dude, why don't I engage her friend in a shamversation, then you can have a clear path to score a homerun"
~ as used tactically by a wingman.

"My fucking ex-girlfriend showed up a the club, so I grabbed the first hot chick I could find and started a shamversation."
~ used by a recently dumped guy to avoid social humiliation.

"This weird guy kept messaging me on Facebook, so I'm having a shamversation with him, in case he kills himself or something."
~ used to keep Internet weirdoes at bay.

by gentaXY May 25, 2009

shawnversation

a conversation or statement that makes no sense

Cole used a pretty good example of shawnversation when he said "I so would suck Jimi Hendrix's LSD dick

also shawnversation:

Raw Dog: "her pussy was so loose...it was like fucking a bleach bag"

by blacksiteninja September 25, 2010

Statversation

Noun- The act of having a conversation over Facebook Status with one or more friends.

Garrett Smith is: ...No I don't remember what happened. (15s ago)*

Sarah Ashkin is: Soccer, Dance, AFTER PARTY!!! I LOVE SEX! (10 min ago)

Mike Adams is: Do you even remember what happened last night G? (15 min ago)*

*Statversation

by MuthaPhucka March 22, 2008

Shiversation

When someone starts to talk shit about you just because its his/her Best way to start a conversation.

Kid1: Fuck You!
Kid2: That's not nice to say!
Kid1: I Know! So are you doing?
(On a Shiversation)

by BananaPow July 20, 2017

shotversation

A conversation that takes place after consuming multiple shots of alcohol.

Man that was one hell of a shotversation last night. And I can’t recall any of it.

by Ecgeo February 21, 2022