shwampers 

Having a girl go down on a guy, ie., a Blow-job...

I got some good ol' shwampers from my girl last night in the back of my car.

shwampers by Deaz Nuts November 12, 2007

Shwapper 

Never gives up, hard worker, passionate at everything they do in life, has a smile they inspires people to do better, stay motivate, doesn't waste time, puts the standards for the working man, aims to be the top, always thankful, and always stays humble!

Shwapper is some who gets the job done!!!

Shwapper by PierceSupport September 8, 2017

Shwapper 

Hard worker, passionate at everything they do in life, has a smile they inspires people to do better, stay motivate, doesn't waste time, puts the standards for the working man, aims to be the top, always thankful, and always stays humble!

Shwappers are people that are willing to learn, adopt to became the best, and at the same time being humble!

Shwapper by PierceFamily2017 September 8, 2017

Shwampies 

Shwampies; Shwampys; Shwamp, is a slang for crystal meth, used in the East Side of San Jose, California ... FokDale Cuh!!!

Let's Smoke some shwampies.. Let's shwamp it!!
I'm hella shwamped out..
Got shwamps?
Fuken Shwampers...

Shwampies by Roldiny December 13, 2008

Shamversation 

Contraction of "sham conversation". Used to describe the practice of engaging someone in conversation without aiming to create a rapport or derive any meaningful information from the exchange. Shamversations are occasionally benign but can be of great strategic importance if executed effectively; examples are given below.

"Dude, why don't I engage her friend in a shamversation, then you can have a clear path to score a homerun"
~ as used tactically by a wingman.

"My fucking ex-girlfriend showed up a the club, so I grabbed the first hot chick I could find and started a shamversation."
~ used by a recently dumped guy to avoid social humiliation.

"This weird guy kept messaging me on Facebook, so I'm having a shamversation with him, in case he kills himself or something."
~ used to keep Internet weirdoes at bay.

Shamversation by gentaXY May 25, 2009

Shwammered 

The point of drinking where you surpass the "shit-faced" "hammered" and "wasted" stages. This is followed by a necessary blackout and possible inability to not remember what happened the night before. (Warning! In the morning, you'll have the world's worst hangover and you'll want to mutter the infamous words "I'm never drinking again")

Last night I got so shwammered I woke up in the morning in the public restroom of our residence hall naked with blood all over my hands.

I was so shwammered last night, I don't know how I got home or why there were 3 mexicans in my bed with me and my girlfriend this morning.

I was so shwammered last night, I'm never drinking again.

Shwammered by r-fine23 April 25, 2010

Swampert 

A highly underrated Pokemon. It has one weakness, and it can Mega Evolve. Next time you do a play through of a Hoenn game, make sure to have one or I will hunt you down.

Wow, his Swampert just took down Steven Stone without any problems!"
"Well, at least he has a Swampert instead of that overrated motherfucker Blaziken

Swampert by King_of_Lucario123 November 17, 2020