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shampert 

shamperter shiminy shaperter shampert junior shamperter
isaiah is a shampert shemperter nyarken shamperter junior
shampert by shamperter October 14, 2017
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scamperton 

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo
I think i might go have a scamperton.
scamperton by Deano007 December 24, 2008

Swampert 

A highly underrated Pokemon. It has one weakness, and it can Mega Evolve. Next time you do a play through of a Hoenn game, make sure to have one or I will hunt you down.
Wow, his Swampert just took down Steven Stone without any problems!"
"Well, at least he has a Swampert instead of that overrated motherfucker Blaziken
Swampert by King_of_Lucario123 November 17, 2020

iman shumpert

new york knick player who has the potential to be better than lebrown
iman shumpert

tore his acl like derrick rose being like a true pro

shamberts 

a nickname for Adam Lambert copycats
there were quite a few shamberts that auditioned on American Idol season 9.
shamberts by yourmusicblogger February 8, 2010

shampers 

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.
Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.

Swampert 

Swampert is the most badass Pokémon in the world. Greninja can go suck two huge BBC’s, cuz Swampert is the way more superior water type. He always has a huge cock, which is 100 times bigger than greninja’s little shrimp dick. Easily the best starter to chose in Pokémon history, and mudkip is adorable af.
Wow you chose a Swampert as your starter, awesome!
Swampert by Swampy_the_godslayer February 23, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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