shambered 

Suprised by something and a little weirded out

Holy shit I am hella shambered.Is he in the hospital,how the hell did he get there?Did you do something.

shambered by BamBam6424 April 19, 2018

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

shattered the glass 

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

shattered the glass by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast 

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

Shattered Mast by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

William Shatnered 

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.

I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.

William Shatnered by Phartman December 24, 2009

Shaggered 

1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.

2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.

“Man dude, I was walking in a abandoned building and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”

Shaggered by Vlandor May 28, 2019

shmammered 

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

shmammered by David July 7, 2004