Definitions by Phartman

Furmungous 

A massive caustic patch of pubic hair that slightly resembles Uday Hussein's beard. With a population of 3.5 billion pubic lice, it is second only to Ron Jeremy's chest hair in lice per square inch.

Larry was forced to dine on Katie's furmungous beaver after the Atlanta Braves lost.

Furmungous by Phartman October 12, 2013

Grumper 

Any toilet, outhouse or fecal collecting area.

Drew just laid a lincoln log in Cab's grumper.

Grumper by Phartman February 28, 2013

Nut Smore 

You lay a piece of toilet paper down then take a dump then nut on it then lay a piece of tp on top.

Macala used the bathroom after me and saw my nut smore.

Nut Smore by Phartman November 8, 2012

Sergeant Slapnuts 

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

Sergeant Slapnuts by Phartman March 18, 2011

Private Punchcock 

A game where someone hits another in the ding-a-ling rather solidly while the other person is not looking.

Scotty B and Dweazy enjoyed a nice game of Private Punchcock.

Private Punchcock by Phartman March 18, 2011

Skunt 

Basically a skanky cunt. Any female who would fuck your boyfriend/husband then brag to her other slutty friends about it. Any woman with multiple std's. Most of the women who went to Des Moines East.

Tiff slapped that skunt because she slept with her man.

Skunt by Phartman January 12, 2010

Stink Star 

A butthole.

When Carl pulled his pants down to moon everyone, we could all see his stink star.

Stink Star by Phartman December 24, 2009