Phartman's definitions

Grumper

Any toilet, outhouse or fecal collecting area.

Drew just laid a lincoln log in Cab's grumper.

by Phartman February 28, 2013

pimplestix

The nickname of any male who purposely has unprotected sex with a female while having genital warts.

Hey guys check out Pimplestix, he's picking up another raspberry.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

H and H

Actually Ancient Age, a kind of cheap bourbon whiskey sold in Iowa.

Lets grab some H and H when John comes over.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

Neapolitan Icecream

A creampie by a white guy in a black chick. (strawberry is the pussy, chocolate is the girl, and vanilla is the white guy.)

I just had some Neapolitan Icecream the other night with Halle Berry!

by Phartman April 8, 2009

Private Punchcock

A game where someone hits another in the ding-a-ling rather solidly while the other person is not looking.

Scotty B and Dweazy enjoyed a nice game of Private Punchcock.

by Phartman March 18, 2011

dork snorkler

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.

Elton John is such a dork snorkler.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

Nut Smore

You lay a piece of toilet paper down then take a dump then nut on it then lay a piece of tp on top.

Macala used the bathroom after me and saw my nut smore.

by Phartman November 8, 2012