Phartman's definitions

French Sock

A very bad odor.

Ferin farted and it stunk worse than a French Sock.

by Phartman April 8, 2009

Grumper

Any toilet, outhouse or fecal collecting area.

Drew just laid a lincoln log in Cab's grumper.

by Phartman February 28, 2013

pimplestix

The nickname of any male who purposely has unprotected sex with a female while having genital warts.

Hey guys check out Pimplestix, he's picking up another raspberry.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

Neapolitan Icecream

A creampie by a white guy in a black chick. (strawberry is the pussy, chocolate is the girl, and vanilla is the white guy.)

I just had some Neapolitan Icecream the other night with Halle Berry!

by Phartman April 8, 2009

H and H

Actually Ancient Age, a kind of cheap bourbon whiskey sold in Iowa.

Lets grab some H and H when John comes over.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

spleege

Racking your scrote on a bicycle.

As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

Furmungous

A massive caustic patch of pubic hair that slightly resembles Uday Hussein's beard. With a population of 3.5 billion pubic lice, it is second only to Ron Jeremy's chest hair in lice per square inch.

Larry was forced to dine on Katie's furmungous beaver after the Atlanta Braves lost.

by Phartman October 12, 2013