20 definitions by Phartman

sex down

To engage in intercourse with any female numerous times as primarily a booty call.

How's it goin Kimmy-sex-down?

by Phartman July 10, 2004

Deece

Something that excites.

Gina's tits are real deece.

by Phartman April 8, 2009

French Sock

A very bad odor.

Ferin farted and it stunk worse than a French Sock.

by Phartman April 8, 2009

Private Punchcock

A game where someone hits another in the ding-a-ling rather solidly while the other person is not looking.

Scotty B and Dweazy enjoyed a nice game of Private Punchcock.

by Phartman March 3, 2011

Skunt

Basically a skanky cunt. Any female who would fuck your boyfriend/husband then brag to her other slutty friends about it. Any woman with multiple std's. Most of the women who went to Des Moines East.

Tiff slapped that skunt because she slept with her man.

by Phartman January 12, 2010

Furmungous

A massive caustic patch of pubic hair that slightly resembles Uday Hussein's beard. With a population of 3.5 billion pubic lice, it is second only to Ron Jeremy's chest hair in lice per square inch.

Larry was forced to dine on Katie's furmungous beaver after the Atlanta Braves lost.

by Phartman October 8, 2013

corculis punjai

The nasty infected cheese surrounding your toes.

Dude, I have to start treating my corculis punjai.

by Phartman July 10, 2004