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Grumper

Any toilet, outhouse or fecal collecting area.
Drew just laid a lincoln log in Cab's grumper.
by Phartman February 28, 2013
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pimplestix

The nickname of any male who purposely has unprotected sex with a female while having genital warts.
Hey guys check out Pimplestix, he's picking up another raspberry.
by Phartman July 9, 2004
mugGet the pimplestixmug.

H and H

Actually Ancient Age, a kind of cheap bourbon whiskey sold in Iowa.
Lets grab some H and H when John comes over.
by Phartman July 9, 2004
mugGet the H and Hmug.

Neapolitan Icecream

A creampie by a white guy in a black chick. (strawberry is the pussy, chocolate is the girl, and vanilla is the white guy.)
I just had some Neapolitan Icecream the other night with Halle Berry!
by Phartman April 8, 2009
mugGet the Neapolitan Icecreammug.

Private Punchcock

A game where someone hits another in the ding-a-ling rather solidly while the other person is not looking.
Scotty B and Dweazy enjoyed a nice game of Private Punchcock.
by Phartman March 18, 2011
mugGet the Private Punchcockmug.

dork snorkler

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.
by Phartman July 9, 2004
mugGet the dork snorklermug.

Nut Smore

You lay a piece of toilet paper down then take a dump then nut on it then lay a piece of tp on top.
Macala used the bathroom after me and saw my nut smore.
by Phartman November 8, 2012
mugGet the Nut Smoremug.

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