Shaggered 

1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.

2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.

“Man dude, I was walking in a abandoned building and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”

Shaggered by Vlandor May 28, 2019

Shaggered 

To be shagged out and shattered at the same time

Im feeling 'shaggered' today

Shaggered by SHSC July 5, 2010

Shaggered 

To be absolutely exhausted/knackered from having sex last night!

Babe I’m so shaggered, last night was off the hook, ollie just gave me orgasm after orgasm, I can barely keep my eyes open!

Annie, order some breakfast stat! I’m absolutely shaggered from the sex- fest last night!

Shaggered by HSGamGam December 12, 2021

Shaggered 

When you’re on the way from a one night stand … shagged and haggard
“ look at Jenny she looks shaggered”

Look at Jenny she looks Shaggered from last night

Shaggered by MelanieJade4 March 22, 2023

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.

Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.

Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

Top Shagger WillNE 

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous

“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

Top Shagger WillNE by Square head 8388 July 5, 2018

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015