Shaggered

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1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.

2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.

“Man dude, I was walking in a abandoned building and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”

Shaggered by Vlandor May 28, 2019

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Shaggered

To be shagged out and shattered at the same time

Im feeling 'shaggered' today

Shaggered by SHSC July 5, 2010

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Shaggered

To be absolutely exhausted/knackered from having sex last night!

Babe I’m so shaggered, last night was off the hook, ollie just gave me orgasm after orgasm, I can barely keep my eyes open!

Annie, order some breakfast stat! I’m absolutely shaggered from the sex- fest last night!

Shaggered by HSGamGam December 12, 2021

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Shaggered

When you’re on the way from a one night stand … shagged and haggard
“ look at Jenny she looks shaggered”

Look at Jenny she looks Shaggered from last night

Shaggered by MelanieJade4 March 22, 2023

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Phantom Shagger

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.

Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.

Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

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Top Shagger WillNE

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous

“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

Top Shagger WillNE by Square head 8388 July 5, 2018

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Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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