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Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.
Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!
Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015
Related Words

scoobered 

scoobered means been drunk or been stonned
oi mate my head spinning

lol mate your scoobered
scoobered by jack watson February 27, 2008

Smammered 

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.
"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."
Smammered by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered 

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on
"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"
smammered by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

stambened 

wasted; shit-faced beyond belief; one drink away from death.
Last night I got so stambened that I ended up with my pants off, slamming my head in a pizza box; or atleast thats what the videotape showed.
stambened by Burkenstauk September 8, 2008

scattered smothered and covered 

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.
After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.