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Abandoned 

When a friend wants to meet you to do something and completely throws it back in your face, leaving you alone with nothing to do.
Harry: Let's meet at 11am!
Bruce: Sure!
*1pm*
Bruce: He abandoned me!!!
Abandoned by Nathantheboi January 19, 2014
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Abandoned 

left and not wanted, not used, or no longer needed
an abandoned car/house
The child was found abandoned but unharmed.
There was an abandoned grocery cart in the middle of the road.
Boy 1: I can’t believe you abandoned that child
Boy 2: didn’t like it mate

Abandoned 

To Tristan stricklin someone is to be abandoned for any duration of time.
Abandoned by Catqueen72 April 3, 2021

abandoned chip 

when you leave a chip in salsa or any other kind of dip.
Damn it, I dropped my chip in the salsa bowl, now its an abandoned chip.
abandoned chip by ObamaOwnz October 21, 2010

abandoned pools

a wicked ass band that also did the theme song to Clone High U.S.A
"way, way back in the 1980's
secret goverenment employees
dug up famous guys and ladies
and made amusing genetic copies"

- Abandoned Pools (Clone High theme)

Abandoned In The Cart 

Having to shit terribly bad, then suddenly the feeling goes away.
Dude, last night after some greasy Mexican food, I felt like my gut was about to explode. I sat down on the bowl and 5 minutes later it was abandoned in the cart.

Abandoned Mineshaft 

What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV
Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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