Shamered 

To be both shitfaced and hammered during a long exposure to alcohol.

I was completely Shamered at the party last night

Shamered by Meston February 20, 2009

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

Shmamered

Used to describe a person who is very drunk. A combination of several discribing words.

"Dude, You are so shmamered!"

Shmamered by Yanna June 11, 2007

shmamered

Hammered; very drunk.

And by four in the afternoon I was right shmamered.

Man I'm shmamed.

shmamered by A.A.Milne May 13, 2005

samered 

a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.

Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!

samered by kjdhfs April 24, 2011

Shamere 

Shamere is a very intelligent girl. She gets along with everyone. She’s always focused on her school work and everyone wants to be her friend. She also very generous.

I wish I had a friend like Shamere.

Shamere by Shamere June 4, 2019

shammered

hammered and smashed combined into one

"omg I was so fuckn shmammered at daniel's party!"

shammered by Fini August 8, 2004