shalurp

the word you say when you want to either make someone uncomfortable or get them to leave you alone

person 1: hey there mamas (😏)
person 2: shalurp.
person 1: what the hell

by soupishice May 29, 2022

Shlurpie

1. A person places his/her mouth on a penis, and the subsequent sucking of said penis until the point of no return.
2. Blowjob

"Hey man, I heard Matt had a good time last night."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."

by Sperman Herman January 27, 2012

The Sharma Shlurp

When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.

White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"

by Blooodles69 May 9, 2022

Shalupa

A shalupa is another appropriate word for a homeless person. (Instead of accusing them of being homeless, there shalupa.)

1. Hey mom, the shalupa over there seems like they need some help?

2. Save the homeless by saying #shalupa

by Imaquack February 27, 2017

Shlurparf

A word that smart people use when they don’t know what to say. It expresses a lot of emotion.

-“My dad died”
“Oh”
“Shlurparf”
“Rip”
-“I just got the promotion”
“Shlurparf”
“Yay”
-“I like coconuts”
“Cool”
“Shlurparf”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

shlurple

the plural of "shlurp"; which is the noise made when finishing a drink through a straw.
also associated with the word purple.

person 1: there's a few shlurples left in that drink, at the bottom of the cup!
person 2: *shlurps up last few drops through a straw*

by shlurpppp March 6, 2009