ion

ion is a slang word that stands for 'I don't'

ion think Billie Jean is my lover

by jon.got.clout June 9, 2018

ion

A word for idiots who don't know how to, or for some reason don't want to, spell out "i don't", making themselves look like morons.

When i see the word "ion" used as "i don't" i assume the person wasn't able to spell "don't" and/or didn't pay attention during sophomore Chemistry.

Swagger/Tumblr Wannabe: "Ion care she do wut she want."
Me: "An Ion is a particle with an electric charge because of the loss or gain of electrons, you halfwit idiotic fucktard."

by LimaRonan October 11, 2014

ion

i don’t an abbreviation for i don’t

ion know man maybe

by hey buddy 111 September 30, 2020

ion

An ion is a molecule with a positive or negative charge.

Solvents consist of ions.

by Karel! June 29, 2006

ion

Ion is a texting way of saying i dont know, but it makes you sound like an idiot

Shawn: Hey Sean, have you seen my green hat? i think i left it at school
Sean: Sorry m, havent seen it. dont you have alot of green hats?
Shawn: ion know 🤷🏻 ♀️

by peachythicc October 20, 2018

ion

An atom or molecule with an unequal number of protons and electrons, yielding a charge.

When salt is added to water it dissolves by breaking into it's conjugate ions.

by devmodesquad January 15, 2008

ion

the dumbest shit since since the fucking cringe of Logan Paul

p1; ion what to do

p2; i known what u should do?
p1; what?
p2; kill yourself for being so fucking dumb

by DADDY BABY MAMA June 6, 2018