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A word for idiots who don't know how to, or for some reason don't want to, spell out "i don't", making themselves look like morons.
When i see the word "ion" used as "i don't" i assume the person wasn't able to spell "don't" and/or didn't pay attention during sophomore Chemistry.

Swagger/Tumblr Wannabe: "Ion care she do wut she want."
Me: "An Ion is a particle with an electric charge because of the loss or gain of electrons, you halfwit idiotic fucktard."
by LimaRonan October 11, 2014
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Ion is used as a replacement for "I don't". This can be found especially on twitter.
Tweet: ion like driving at night.
by Airwick August 26, 2012
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I don't
Do you want to have sex?

I Can't ion have a condom
by Sxxxx August 08, 2018
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Brett Gill's favorite word. This word is used by illiterate people who are to lazy to use proper grammar. Word translates to "I don't"
Niggas ion even kno like wussup. Niggas talk to much shut the fuck up
by gamergirl6969 August 04, 2014
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Ion; the Internation Order of Ninjas.
The Internation Order of Ninjas is a non-profit organization dedicated to the betterment of ninjas world wide. They aid in the exploration of the "Theorial Plain" in which all ninjas must abide in order to gain the skills necesary for the physical, mental, and most importantly, spiritual control that one must have to live as a ninja.
No, I do not belong to the federation of killacon, but rather to the ION.
by UberChoob May 24, 2006
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the dumbest shit since since the fucking cringe of Logan Paul
p1; ion what to do

p2; i known what u should do?
p1; what?
p2; kill yourself for being so fucking dumb
by DADDY BABY MAMA June 06, 2018
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