Shlurparf 

A word that smart people use when they don’t know what to say. It expresses a lot of emotion.

-“My dad died”
“Oh”
“Shlurparf”
“Rip”
-“I just got the promotion”
“Shlurparf”
“Yay”
-“I like coconuts”
“Cool”
“Shlurparf”

Shlurparf by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

Slurpafellatio 

1) The act of orally stimulating a man's penis utilizing copious amounts of saliva. 2) A really wet, sloppy blow job.

"Brandi gave such great slurpafellatio that she'd soak the sheets and could be heard slurping and sucking all the way down the hall.".

Slurpafellatio by Imbrockstone March 26, 2020

Schlurfarf 

Adj) 1. Really cool

OMG, that shirt is so schlurfarf!!!!

Schlurfarf by Pollypockets6969 July 2, 2023

Schlurfarf 

Noun) 1. In between a sneeze and a fart

Verb) 2. To shit your pants really really very bad
Adj) 3. Really cool

1. OMG, I’m literally having a schlurfarf rn!!
2. OMG, she schlurfarfed so bad in her pants!!
3. OMG, that skirt is so schlurfarf!!

Schlurfarf by Pollypockets6969 July 2, 2023

Shlurpadoo 

The technique of slurping up pussy like you do with ramen

“Damn bro last night my girl was so wet I had to shlurpadoo when I ate her out”

Shlurpadoo by Jcv23 November 19, 2017

Shurpartingral 

Shurpartingral: the act of squeezing or applying pressure on the shaft of one’s penis until the tip has turned red and swelled into looking like a strawberry

Yeah, Larry is into the act of Shurpartingral…what a weirdo

Shurpartingral by Stanner February 20, 2023