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After a man hasn't had sex with his partner for a long enough period of time, he begins to start measuring how long it will be until the next time he has sex. A combination of sex and metric.
Once I realized how long it's been since we had sex, I started collecting the sextrics to figure out if this relationship was even worth it!
sextric by seoman November 5, 2013
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sextricity 

When the sexual tension between two people is so charged that it gives others goosebumps.
JOZAB "Wow check out the sextricity between Christof and that chick!"
sextricity by I Kan May 27, 2009

sextracted 

being distracted by sex; unable to concentrate due to sex on your mind.
Bob: "You're not listening to me"

Sue: "No, i'm sextracted."
sextracted by phinesse March 7, 2009

sextracker 

an internet cookie which is automatically implanted on your computer terminal whenever you surf a porn site. While beneficial to you if you habitually surf such sites, it becomes a problem if you don't want others to know where you've been. A very benign program, and easy to remove.
Nickarossi: "I got busted yesterday when the wife found sextracker on our computer."
Chachi: "You mulked up ho! Sextracker is so easy to get rid of!"
sextracker by Nickarossi August 1, 2007

sextracredit 

using ones god-given assets to improve their grades
Professor Lowell was so desperate, he was offering sextracredit to any and all of his students.
sextracredit by Hazel Wood March 13, 2008
sex+tetris. Having sex with your girl/boy friend or other people in an acrobatic way.
"Hey, my back hurts 'cuz I had sextris all night"

SEXTRACTOR

SEXTRACTOR originates from gay lords and means that you have intercourse with one or more tractor(s)
I can't wait to get outside and feel the tight man pussy on that tractor. ima SEXTRACTOR all his holes like his exhaust
SEXTRACTOR by cckwarren January 26, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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