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sextracker 

an internet cookie which is automatically implanted on your computer terminal whenever you surf a porn site. While beneficial to you if you habitually surf such sites, it becomes a problem if you don't want others to know where you've been. A very benign program, and easy to remove.
Nickarossi: "I got busted yesterday when the wife found sextracker on our computer."
Chachi: "You mulked up ho! Sextracker is so easy to get rid of!"
sextracker by Nickarossi August 1, 2007
Words you can keep

sextracted 

being distracted by sex; unable to concentrate due to sex on your mind.
Bob: "You're not listening to me"

Sue: "No, i'm sextracted."
sextracted by phinesse March 7, 2009

sextraterrestrial 

A fine ass alien that likes to bone.
The sextraterrestrial made crop circles in my pubes.
sextraterrestrial by Soup4theSoupGod December 24, 2008

sextracredit 

using ones god-given assets to improve their grades
Professor Lowell was so desperate, he was offering sextracredit to any and all of his students.
sextracredit by Hazel Wood March 13, 2008

SEXTRACTOR

SEXTRACTOR originates from gay lords and means that you have intercourse with one or more tractor(s)
I can't wait to get outside and feel the tight man pussy on that tractor. ima SEXTRACTOR all his holes like his exhaust
SEXTRACTOR by cckwarren January 26, 2021

Sextracted 

The state of being so horny that one cannot focus on the tasks at hand.
"I was so sextracted last night that i didn't write my term paper but my professor understood."
"I called in sextracted to work today and got the day off to wait at home for my girlfriend to get back."
Sextracted by Charles B. Higgins December 12, 2009

sextrack 

A sextrack is a a playlist of music meant to be played during sexual activity. The use of sextracks are typically used by those who do not want to use movies or other forms of background audio.
Jason: Want to have Shrek play in the background while we do it?

Abby: No, let’s use a Sextrack instead!
sextrack by geniusman8000 January 8, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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