perimeter check

n. to go outside and smoke cigarettes; a euphemism that means to go outside of one's workplace(where smoking isn't allowed)and walk way beyond company property so that one could smoke.

Tim: Hey, where's everybody?
Bravo: Um, perimeter check.
Tim: Wha? Without me?
Bravo: Hey, you were busy.

by Nickarossi May 10, 2007

Office Ninja

1. n. an officemate who is adept at certain skills such as spying around the office and gathering information, appearing and disappearing around cubicles, and attacking hostile co-workers with paper shurikens, paper clips, and even cell phones. 2. a co-worker who has mastered the art of the ninja toss. 3. a crafty co-worker who can be tasked to work around the system to accomplish a job.

Des: "The shift is almost over, and there's still one more thing that needs to be done."
Nick: "Don't worry...I already took care of it."
Des: "My office ninja!"

by Nickarossi October 26, 2007

whole-ass

n. 1. a task that is performed thoroughly. 2. total commitment 3. anything that is done completely from start to finish.
adj. 1. a well executed task. 2. a job well done.
v. 1. to commit one's self to seeing a task through. 2. to perform a task thoroughly.
(original usage credited to Dr.Quirk)

Nickarossi: "We're doing this all wrong."
Joss: "Whatever do you mean?"
Nickarossi: "Well, we've been half-assing this relationship for weeks now, when what we should be having is a full on, booth cheeks, whole-ass relationship!"
Joss: "So...you wanna have sex."
Nickarossi: "That's not what I said...but, okay!

by Nickarossi June 18, 2007

megalomammophobia

n. a persistent, irrational fear of excessively large female breasts that leads to a compelling desire to avoid them at all cost.

Chachi: Why don't you hit that chick already?
Nickarossi: I can't, dude...I've got megalomammophobia!
Chachi: Megalowhah?
Nickarossi: Megalomammophobia! Look it up, dude, it's in the DSM-IV!

by Nickarossi May 10, 2007

BROWN LEG

n. 1. a euphemism which means a dark-skinned woman. 2. a black or latina female. 3. a synecdoche denoting an olive-skinned woman of African, Mediterrenean, or Hispanic descent.
Syn. brown ass; brown sugar.
Ant. white meat; hick chick.

Chachi: "Yvette was asking about you."
Nickarosi: "Uh-hunh. Nothing like a piece of brown leg."
Chachi: "So they say."
Nickarosi: "Boy, you best quit."

by Nickarossi June 06, 2007

hick chick

n. 1. a Caucasian female, usually from the Midwestern or Southern United States, who enjoys country music, line dancing, and CMT. 2. a term of endearment for a female (regardless of race)who refuses sophistication, like opting for Walmart over Saks Fifth Avenue.
syn. white meat
ant. brown leg

Nickarossi: "Check out the Daisy Mae look on her. Wotta hick chick!"
Chachi: "No shame in that!"
Nickarosi: "Touché."

by Nickarossi June 07, 2007

sextracker

an internet cookie which is automatically implanted on your computer terminal whenever you surf a porn site. While beneficial to you if you habitually surf such sites, it becomes a problem if you don't want others to know where you've been. A very benign program, and easy to remove.

Nickarossi: "I got busted yesterday when the wife found sextracker on our computer."
Chachi: "You mulked up ho! Sextracker is so easy to get rid of!"

by Nickarossi July 03, 2007