seoman's definitions

small-talklypse

n. 1. Being forced into a function where you know that the entire event will revolve around dumb small talk no one cares about.

Every time I end up at a work function it's always a small-talklypse!

by seoman May 4, 2017

fenway frank

While two grown men are docking, a third lucky individual comes along and takes a bite.

Hey man, I was tired of those two dudes docking, so I fenway franked them and they stopped!

by seoman August 1, 2011

6669

Inspired by the beautiful relationship shared by Dave Franco and Alison Brie, it's when two consenting adults both start shitting during a 69.

Oh, honey, we need to spice up our love life, let's turn this 69 into a 6669...

by seoman November 27, 2020

sextric

After a man hasn't had sex with his partner for a long enough period of time, he begins to start measuring how long it will be until the next time he has sex. A combination of sex and metric.

Once I realized how long it's been since we had sex, I started collecting the sextrics to figure out if this relationship was even worth it!

by seoman November 5, 2013