Definitions by seoman

6669 

Inspired by the beautiful relationship shared by Dave Franco and Alison Brie, it's when two consenting adults both start shitting during a 69.

Oh, honey, we need to spice up our love life, let's turn this 69 into a 6669...

6669 by seoman November 27, 2020

small-talklypse

n. 1. Being forced into a function where you know that the entire event will revolve around dumb small talk no one cares about.

Every time I end up at a work function it's always a small-talklypse!

small-talklypse by seoman May 4, 2017

sextric

After a man hasn't had sex with his partner for a long enough period of time, he begins to start measuring how long it will be until the next time he has sex. A combination of sex and metric.

Once I realized how long it's been since we had sex, I started collecting the sextrics to figure out if this relationship was even worth it!

sextric by seoman November 5, 2013

fenway frank 

While two grown men are docking, a third lucky individual comes along and takes a bite.

Hey man, I was tired of those two dudes docking, so I fenway franked them and they stopped!

fenway frank by seoman August 1, 2011