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fenway frank

While two grown men are docking, a third lucky individual comes along and takes a bite.

Hey man, I was tired of those two dudes docking, so I fenway franked them and they stopped!

by seoman August 1, 2011

small-talklypse

n. 1. Being forced into a function where you know that the entire event will revolve around dumb small talk no one cares about.

Every time I end up at a work function it's always a small-talklypse!

by seoman May 4, 2017

6669

Inspired by the beautiful relationship shared by Dave Franco and Alison Brie, it's when two consenting adults both start shitting during a 69.

Oh, honey, we need to spice up our love life, let's turn this 69 into a 6669...

by seoman November 27, 2020

sextric

After a man hasn't had sex with his partner for a long enough period of time, he begins to start measuring how long it will be until the next time he has sex. A combination of sex and metric.

Once I realized how long it's been since we had sex, I started collecting the sextrics to figure out if this relationship was even worth it!

by seoman November 5, 2013