sextracted
sextracted by phinesse March 7, 2009
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Sextracted
"I was so sextracted last night that i didn't write my term paper but my professor understood."
"I called in sextracted to work today and got the day off to wait at home for my girlfriend to get back."
"I called in sextracted to work today and got the day off to wait at home for my girlfriend to get back."
Sextracted by Charles B. Higgins December 12, 2009
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Frustrally Sextrated
Frustrally Sextrated by chief544 February 1, 2009
sextracker
an internet cookie which is automatically implanted on your computer terminal whenever you surf a porn site. While beneficial to you if you habitually surf such sites, it becomes a problem if you don't want others to know where you've been. A very benign program, and easy to remove.
Nickarossi: "I got busted yesterday when the wife found sextracker on our computer."
Chachi: "You mulked up ho! Sextracker is so easy to get rid of!"
Chachi: "You mulked up ho! Sextracker is so easy to get rid of!"
sextracker by Nickarossi August 1, 2007
dick-stracted
(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours
dick-stracted by Marc K July 29, 2005
sextraterrestrial
sextraterrestrial by Soup4theSoupGod December 24, 2008
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