sextracted 

being distracted by sex; unable to concentrate due to sex on your mind.

Bob: "You're not listening to me"

Sue: "No, i'm sextracted."

sextracted by phinesse March 7, 2009

Sextracted 

The state of being so horny that one cannot focus on the tasks at hand.

"I was so sextracted last night that i didn't write my term paper but my professor understood."
"I called in sextracted to work today and got the day off to wait at home for my girlfriend to get back."

Sextracted by Charles B. Higgins December 12, 2009

Frustrally Sextrated 

The emotion of going too long without sex.

I'm so frustrally sextrated, it's been two weeks since I've been layed.

Frustrally Sextrated by chief544 February 1, 2009

sextracker 

an internet cookie which is automatically implanted on your computer terminal whenever you surf a porn site. While beneficial to you if you habitually surf such sites, it becomes a problem if you don't want others to know where you've been. A very benign program, and easy to remove.

Nickarossi: "I got busted yesterday when the wife found sextracker on our computer."
Chachi: "You mulked up ho! Sextracker is so easy to get rid of!"

sextracker by Nickarossi August 1, 2007

Stracted 

A shorter way of saying "Distracted" but meant to be used on someone who is crazy, out of there mind, drunk or drugged, or even just weird.

You are so stracted! Girl, he acts so stracted. Oh no, here comes "stracted" ass Linda, hide your purse.

Stracted by TDThom October 17, 2007

dick-stracted 

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours

I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.

dick-stracted by Marc K July 29, 2005

sextraterrestrial 

A fine ass alien that likes to bone.

The sextraterrestrial made crop circles in my pubes.

sextraterrestrial by Soup4theSoupGod December 24, 2008