sexticles

when a man gets so good at having sex he loses his status as a "tester." His testicles evolve into sexticles!

You: You're leaving me for that Michael guy aren't you?

Your Girlfriend: Yes... Damn he hot some sexticles!!!

by Michael Grab July 2, 2008

shiticles

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.

"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."

by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

sweeticles

super awesome or "sweet"

Jim: Dude! I'm going to the sold-out concert!
Bob: Sweeticles!

by Poofy Hair= Life January 8, 2010

texticles

Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl.

Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.

by chickenstryps June 18, 2009

Sexicles

Hot icicles hanging from the vagina after hot and sweaty sex.

"I've got sexicles after last night!"

by Unknown Specie January 11, 2015

Sesticle

George Lopez riding a giraffe.

"Dudez, i wuz in te afrikas and i seed a hurd o' sesticle!"

by Penis Hamburger July 2, 2009

Swesticles

1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.

2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.

1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.

2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.

by housian July 22, 2007