sextressed 

1) The state of being under extreme sexual tension.
2) Needing sexual release.

I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. Sorry... I'm a bit sextressed.

sextressed by GGBbycakes August 11, 2012

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest 

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest by DL14097 October 11, 2019

Stressed but Blessed 

You are stressed out, but reminding yourself of all the blessings you have.

I'm having a really bad day...but I've got my health, I'm Stressed but Blessed

Stressed but Blessed by novasmack September 9, 2010

stressed depressed lemon zest 

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

stressed depressed lemon zest by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

stressed off 

a combination of being stressed out and pissed off, not to be confused with pissed out (dehydrated)

I was going to get off work early today but then my boss made me stay and cover a girl's shift, who called out even though she wasn't sick. I was stressed off.

stressed off by Ms. Moka August 3, 2007

stressed out

Short for "stressed out my mind" when you feel like you can't cope with life. Also when you have more adrenaline, cortisol and caffeine running through your veins than blood.

"I've got hundreds of assignments, no money, my car has broken down, my best friend has disowned me and I've lost my keys. I'm completely stressed out right now"

stressed out by durdledoor May 15, 2014

stressed out

The song by tøp that made it on the radio. Hipsters that listened to tøp before they got popular hate the song because it's too mainstream.

Omg I can't believe how mainstream tøp is getting. People these days only listen to Stressed Out

stressed out by Leafyisdad69 May 28, 2016