Blessed

An elevated state that only few ever achieve: being motivated to go from partying, smoking, and drinking to work on your own business whatever it maybe. To most this motivation often comes to them suddenly or even in a dream as if it is an act of God. A divine being hand picking you, because he/she thinks your destined for greater things making the people it’s happened too feel blessed.
Person: I’m lonely as fuck G. All I do is sit in my house and work, but I guess it’s all good. It’s how it goes when your blessed.
by LemonSavage February 10, 2018
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Timmy: Yo why Derrick don’t walk backwards?

Nick: Man you know Derrick blessed he can’t help it. Bless his heart..
by GaugeHasHash August 30, 2019
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To get shot multiple times in the chest, or to release a clip of ammo on some fools torso.
Panell: Shit dogg dat hooker bouta get blessed

T.K.: Fuck da ho i ordered da hit anyway.
by MyKidsHaveGuns September 23, 2009
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An expression which usually comes from a New Age sensibility of having more fortune than others, though stereotypically overused by slightly privileged people who unconsciously attempt to minimalize their privilege by claiming humility in regard to their fortune.

While many people use the term to express actual gratitude for good fortune and the concomitant compassion for the less fortunate, the shallow obverse side of its usage indicates a means to both hide and stabilize a certain type of privilege, generally material but also social.

In the age of instagram frequently occurs with the hashtag, i.e. #blessed
Pina coladas in Acapulco with my beautiful husband! So #blessed

#yolo #mexico #gucci
by Pincetti September 05, 2019
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A play on the word 'Blazed' to describe the effects of Marijuana on the human mind. Another way of saying 'Stoned' or 'Mashed'.
Lewis: Will, man, you look seriously fucking blessed!

Will (in his signiture position): Yeah mate i'm so blessed right now!

Tom: I'm not blessed at all yet man.

Lewis: That's because your fucking hardcore dude.
Tom : Better fire up another J then!
by Mashwans May 27, 2010
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Someone who is lucky enough to come in contact with a man named Jeff, the most awesomest person ever.
Person 1: Do you know Jeff?

Person 2: Yes, the most awesomest person I know by far!

Person 1: Then you are truly blessed!
by Yo mama!!!!! March 02, 2008
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Blessed is a very smart, kind and caring person. If you have beef with her she’ll ruin your social status and won’t acknowledge you until you apologise. Blessed has lots of friends and everyone goes to her for advice because she is very trustworthy.

If you’ve met a Blessed don’t lose her. She’s one of a kind. She’s very musical and has a natural brain. She a whiz kid.
I wish I could have a blessed name like Blessed.
“Did you see Blessed in the shop last week?”, she was buying sweets for everyone again!
by Liisa♥️ October 08, 2018
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