sexrret

(noun) the act of having secret sex in public inconspicuously

Did you see that bady having sexrret with that dude at the pinball machine?

by Smejet January 31, 2025

Sexretary

n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.

"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."

by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

sexcretary

A secratary hired specifically so that the boss may have sex with him or her.

Tina got hired as a sexcretary, and boy are her hips sore.

by Kittero December 28, 2004

sexret

A sexy secret.

Hey billy, i was with this girl Ola last night and we did some pretty crazy stuff. Ill tell you about it, but you have to promise to keep it a sexret because this shit is crazy.

by Richard LaVoice March 8, 2011

sexretive

a person very sexual; tease; charming and seductive but not vocal.

person1: what did you do on valentines day? you are very secretive.
person2: I am only sexretive, went out for dinner with a girl.

by abdsea February 16, 2009

Sexcret

secret sex.

When you fuck and can't tell a soul.

John: "Dude, I fucked Sally, but she said I had to keep it a sexcret."
Ted: "Had to keep it a what?"
John: "A sexcret, secret sex."
Ted: "Good job."
John: "Oh Fuck."

by bonaire December 20, 2008

sexcretion

n. any liquid, solid, or mystery paste that exits a bodily orifice as a result of sexual activity.

So how was it?

Pretty good, but she left my bed sheets soaking wet and shamed with her sexcretion :(

That's gross sicko.

by Vegawrap January 25, 2009