sexeret
sexeret by queen amazing, aka leigh May 13, 2005
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Sexretary
n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."
Sexretary by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
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sexeret • Sexrets • Sexcret • sexretary • sexcretary • Seeret • Semeret • sexarette • sexcrete • sexcretinous
sexcretary
sexcretary by Kittero December 28, 2004
Sexertainment
A relationship that is based purely on sex all the while keeping one partner entertained for the time being, until finding someone else.
Girl one: Hey girl I noticed you and Garry have been going out regularly. Is it getting serious?
Girl two: No girl, he is just sexertainment. Something to keep me from being bored!
Girl two: No girl, he is just sexertainment. Something to keep me from being bored!
Sexertainment by CandieLand September 21, 2009
sexret
Hey billy, i was with this girl Ola last night and we did some pretty crazy stuff. Ill tell you about it, but you have to promise to keep it a sexret because this shit is crazy.
sexret by Richard LaVoice March 8, 2011
sexretive
person1: what did you do on valentines day? you are very secretive.
person2: I am only sexretive, went out for dinner with a girl.
person2: I am only sexretive, went out for dinner with a girl.
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