sexeret

a sexy kind of secret... you know the ones...

jane: omg i like him so much

leigh: you want his body huh?

jane: yeah, but dont tell, its a sexeret

by queen amazing, aka leigh May 13, 2005

Sexretary

n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.

"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."

by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

sexcretary

A secratary hired specifically so that the boss may have sex with him or her.

Tina got hired as a sexcretary, and boy are her hips sore.

by Kittero December 28, 2004

Sexertainment

A relationship that is based purely on sex all the while keeping one partner entertained for the time being, until finding someone else.

Girl one: Hey girl I noticed you and Garry have been going out regularly. Is it getting serious?

Girl two: No girl, he is just sexertainment. Something to keep me from being bored!

by CandieLand September 21, 2009

sexret

A sexy secret.

Hey billy, i was with this girl Ola last night and we did some pretty crazy stuff. Ill tell you about it, but you have to promise to keep it a sexret because this shit is crazy.

by Richard LaVoice March 8, 2011

sexretive

a person very sexual; tease; charming and seductive but not vocal.

person1: what did you do on valentines day? you are very secretive.
person2: I am only sexretive, went out for dinner with a girl.

by abdsea February 16, 2009

sexereyes

When a person exercises their eyes on those they would like to have intercourse with.

Hey, look at that perv, he's sexereyesing us both something chronic! He looks like he's undressing us both with that look!

by Pixilu June 24, 2010