Definitions by bonaire

Sexcret 

secret sex.

When you fuck and can't tell a soul.

John: "Dude, I fucked Sally, but she said I had to keep it a sexcret."
Ted: "Had to keep it a what?"
John: "A sexcret, secret sex."
Ted: "Good job."
John: "Oh Fuck."

Sexcret by bonaire December 20, 2008