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serve cunt 

phrase used for when your absolutely slaying. the ultimate form of yassification. pussy popping off slay so hard you cant contain it and everyone looks in awe. once you serve cunt you’ll never stop.
“served cunt at the chess club btw

person 1: “do i post this photo on instagram?”
person 2: “yes you serve cunt fr
serve cunt by samidodo November 17, 2021

Serve cunt 

To serve cunt is to do something so absolutely undeniably femme* and fierce. To give the audience (whoever that may be) something that slays so hard it can only be recreated by you alone.

*You don’t have to be ‘femme’ to serve cunt. The ‘femme’ in this case is just referring the mindset, mostly of absolute domination and confidence.
No matter what she does, Bayonetta can’t seem to NOT serve cunt every. single. time.

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.
The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

Serve Chinese 

The art of a woman letting a man eat her pussy.
Guy 1: Bro, my girl is gonna Serve Chinese to me for my birthday!
Guy 2: Damn, lucky bastard!
Serve Chinese by BeavyBoy<3 July 20, 2020

Soft Serve Challenge 

Deriving from challenging your mates to non-eventful dares, for small dollar bets or humiliation-like taunts i.e. to challenge someone to eat 20 McDonalds Soft Serve ice creams inside the space of 10 minutes for $15
"...Dude, Mat laid down a Soft Serve Challenge to Scoobs & there's a 30 at stake for it..."

Series Cheater 

One who forward watches episodes of the series being watched with one's partner, some believe this to be of malicious nature.
His wife was pissed when she found out he was a "series cheater". This discovered while he was in his man-cave pouting..
Series Cheater by JimmyKariSteel September 18, 2020