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Segmentation fault 

v. the end-result of compiling and causing execution of faulty code that declares wordJihad/word against sections of memory where it is not bound to. Often results in a wordCore Dump/word.
20:52:05hc@builder:~$ uname -a
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Segmentation fault by hc May 2, 2003

sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.
CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

Segmentating

When you don't exactly know what you're saying to executives so you decide to just conjure up some bullshit...
Exec: How is the IVR performing?
Employee: Oh, its working just fine. All of the processes are segmentating as they should be.
Segmentating by leche82 November 16, 2017

seamentastic 

In a celebratory manner, esp. one fitting for homosexual, Navy servicemen
The Navy-themed party at the gay bar was seamentastic.

lorica segmentata 

A Steel armor made out of plated segments, to guard the torso and the shoulders. Used by the Roman Empire from around 9 B.C. to the 3rd century.
Lorica segmentata saved that legionnaires life

Anti-semenist 

People who are against semen
The anti-semenists raged against Pornhub.