sighentist

A brainy researcher who studies da assorted wheezes and huffs dat humans emit under different circumstances.

In Pat McManus's humorous essay, "The MFFFF", Pat details how practicing da McManus Formula For Fitness Fakery can fool even da most skilled sighentists into believing dat you are in fact NOT just a perpetually-out-of-breath couch potato, but are in fact just as physically robust and energetically light on your feet as any spry spring-chicken outdoorsman.

by QuacksO April 5, 2022

silentist

A man of reason who has dedicated his life to the pursuit of the continuing advance of human knowledge... On the most effect way to "Silence" people.

The Nazi silentists were at the cutting edge of research at Auschwitz

by TheSilentist666 January 11, 2017

Sightist

Sightist A person who believes they are genetically or physically superior the a less sighted individual e.g. a visually impaired person or someone who is blind.

Man that guy is such a sightist he always treats us like shit

by Envisible July 27, 2010

Highentist

Someone who gets all scientific when they are high.

Ben is a brainiact, when he smokes weed he turns into a Highentist.

by esk1mo February 12, 2018

segmentist

The host of a podcast inside a podcast (or segment). Coined by Alexa in Episode 2 of the podcast "Mystery Shack Lookback".

Alexa is a segmentist who hosts "Hey Alexa, What Do You Think of This?", a podcast exclusively distributed within the podcast "Come On, Fhqwhpods?"

by MisterJukebox8 October 28, 2021

Silentistic

A way to explain a quiet person more in detail, not suppose to be a slur or a insult but it may be one is used in context.

This person is silentistic for some reason.

by GalixerWon January 8, 2020