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civilian national security force 

A president's personal gestapo or stasi-like police force, used to intimidate the populace in general and terrorize opponents.
To my astonishment, the president actually said: "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

Security Daddy (or Mommy) 

A Security Daddy or Security Mommy provides physical security benefits to their boyfriend/girlfriend husband/wife by contributing 0 – 100% of their basic needs. This typically being, but not limited to Housing, Transportation, Food, Clothing, and Healthcare.

The Security Daddy or Mommy is NOT a Sugar Daddy or Sugar Mommy and typically contributes only to their basic needs with the goal being, that their husband wife boyfriend girlfriend feels physically secure.

Typically, the Security Daddy or Security Mommy is financially secure which helps make their significant other feel physically secure.
Although Betty had her sights set on marrying a Sugar Daddy, she ended up marrying a Security Daddy (or Mommy), which made her feel physically secure.

financial security 

the act of filing for bankruptcy every 10 years because your wife's spending habits and your insane lifestyle wont allow you to pay your bills or save for the future.
"Hey I heard you are filing for bankruptcy"? "Yeah our deathwatch} hasn't paid out yet and G has a new new G [Ride and we needed some financial security to keep funding our insane lifestayle" "WOW! You're a loser"! "Yeah I know"
financial security by AssaKammer January 4, 2018

Security tool 

The most annoying, threatening Virus that can be put on your computer.

(According to 2-viruses.com) Security Tool is a fake spyware remover with an impressively generic name even in terms of rogue anti-spyware names. This parasite enters the system without the user’s knowledge or consent, usually by employing the use of various trojans. Security Tool might also convince you into downloading it by using the browser hijacker Sitesecuritytest.com, which is a fake online scan. Security Tool uses misleading advertising to trick users into purchasing it’s so-called “licensed version”.

Once inside and active, Security Tool floods the user with popups and fake system notifications, claiming his system is infected and in need of an anti-spyware program. All of these popups lead to the purchase page of Security Tool. Much like any other rogue, Security Tool will also perform fake system scans, which mark legitimate files as threats. To remove these “threats” you supposedly have to purchase the full version of Security Tool, which is just as fake as the trial.
Security Tool is Extremely dangerous
Security Tool is a corrupt Anti-Spyware program

Security Tool spreads via Trojans

Security Tool displays fake security messages

Security Tool installs gay additional spyware to your computer
Security Tool may repair its files, spread or update by itself Security Tool violates your privacy and compromises your security
Girl:: Hey, why didn't you IM me back last night?

Guy:: Aw, Damn, Jessica. Security Tool was spammed my computer then shut it down.

Girl::

Captain Security

An obsessively secretive person who constantly locks his/her doors, pretends is always in meeting or heaving some dates and can never give a straight answer to a simple questions. In reality the person is a complete phony and tries to put himself above others. In fact the person is a complete dickhead.
Mike: Hi Al what are you doing today for lunch?
Al: I can not tell you I am doing some important stuff.
Mike: Stop playing some kind of fucking Captain Security. Everybody in the office knows it is all bullshit. You have lunch all alone in the basement and nobody ever call you for a meeting.
Captain Security by buck neckid ALM November 2, 2010

security shark 

A shark that secures the neighbor's house in the first alpha of Hello Neighbor. First coined by MatPat, it is now an inside joke to all viewers of the livestream.
Beware his jaws of justice. SECURITY SHARK!!!
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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