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the act of filing for bankruptcy every 10 years because your wife's spending habits and your insane lifestyle wont allow you to pay your bills or save for the future.
"Hey I heard you are filing for bankruptcy"? "Yeah our deathwatch} hasn't paid out yet and G has a new new G Ride and we needed some financial security to keep funding our insane lifestayle" "WOW! You're a loser"! "Yeah I know"
by AssaKammer January 4, 2018
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"Hey did Gisele get a new job, she's driving a new Volvo" "No!! she's still on a deathwatch racking up credit card debt and living with her 80 year old daddy, she must have leased a new G ride!"
by AssaKammer January 4, 2018
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