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scleroose

scleroose is both a verb and a noun. A scleroose is someone or something that is great at scleroosing.
I just saw an elephant riding a scleroose!

It is I, the great Scleroose!
by thegreatscleroose July 31, 2018
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Singular Sclerosis

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!
by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020
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indigo sclerosis

Indigo Sclerosis, or IS, is a short term disease that cant affect your brain, spinal cord, and the optic nerves in your eyes. It is a very rare variation of singular sclerosis. This condition is completely asymptomatic and it is particularly difficult to diagnose. Only by close inspection of the sclerosis will one find a sleight discoloration.
Sammy: Did you hear Matt was diagnosed with Indigo Sclerosis?

Mark: Yeah, he told me he was tired of explaining it to people over and over and that he wished there was more information about it available on the internet.
by Dixon_Ticonderoga January 5, 2017
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Multiple Sclerosis

Multiple Sclerosis
A disease that no can can see that you have while you go blind, lose your ability to walk and talk normally and eventually die seven years before you ordinarily would have.
Your immune system thinks your nerve coverings are an all you can eat buffet.
Man:You shouldn't be out in public when you're drunk.
Woman:I'm not drunk. I have multiple sclerosis.
by Karinmag June 25, 2016
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Lichen Sclerosis

LS- is short for Lichen sclerosus (aka lichen sclerosis or lichen sclerosis et atrophicus) is a painful skin condition that typically affects the vulva (or penis) and anus. In women, LS falls under the general category of vulvodynia (chronic vulvar pain). It is not a contagious condition.
"Oh yeah, she has got LS"
"She's got what?"
"Lichen Sclerosis"
by Tom725 October 9, 2007
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scroose

My beloved, someone who is really close to you and you love them dearly; kinda like your homie but more.
Yo Scroose come over here and kiss me goodnight.
by Was Benched November 13, 2019
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amyotrophic lateral sclerosis

A progressive, terminal disease where one's motor neurons degrade. This causes muscle weakness and atrophy and eventually death. Also known as Lou Gehrig's Disease.
"He died of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis."
by Samantha Wilson May 12, 2007
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