sac scratch fever

The constant scratching of, and picking at, your ballsac due to discomfort, nerves or both.
These damn suit pants always give me sac scratch fever! Fuck, I have no shot at sitting through this interview without scratching and shuffling my ballbag.
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gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
by sciflyer.25 June 05, 2014
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snuffalump

Combination of the words snuffaluffagus and heffalump used to describe an individual who lacks common sense, is obese and extremely lazy, slowly moving only when the senses of sight or smell have detected a hint of food.
What is that beast Stefanie doing near a McDonald's drive-thru? Why isn't she in the barn with the rest of the livestock?
That fat-ass snuffalump must be tired of grazing in the pasture with the rest of the herd. Only a grease factory like Micky-D's could have attracted it.
by sciflyer.25 September 16, 2010
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Holy dolt!

A sophisticated way to say "Holy shit, you are such a fucking retard".
A Kardashian: anything

Anyone not named Kardashian: "Holy dolt!"
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Clownology

Study of clowns, a term used by adult men that are compensated minimum wage to look like Ronald McDonald at social gatherings to cover up pedophilia and justify the waste their life has become.
I'm studying Clownology. I love kids and the kids will love me. I can make them smile, teach them how to make balloon animals and have them practice on my penis.
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Rug rod

Similar to a fishing rod, an instrument used to snag and retrieve an obvious toupee that looks horrendous.
Vinny: Check out that middle-aged fool hitting on the brunette. With a hairpiece like that, he has no shot at banging her.
Carl: Yeah, I'll get the rug rod out of the trunk and expose this assclown's dome!
by sciflyer.25 February 22, 2013
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pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
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