Definitions by sciflyer.25

Cock Rocks 

Blue balls

Bend over bitch, my bag is full, I gotta drain my cock rocks

Cock Rocks by sciflyer.25 November 29, 2022

fag arc

Noun. Slang term for a rainbow. Symbol of fag pride.

At the end of every fag arc is a leprechaun with a cock in hand, mouth and ass.

fag arc by sciflyer.25 April 27, 2020

Singular Sclerosis 

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.

Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!

Singular Sclerosis by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020

Dunham Diet

A simple and cost-effective way to diet and lose weight . No need for exercise. Simply looking at a picture of Lena Dunham will reduce your appetite by inducing nausea and vomiting. Works for the average person, anorexics and bulimics.

I've lost 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks by following the Dunham Diet. It works. I had no idea that just looking at pictures of a doughy appetite suppressant can help me lose weight!

Dunham Diet by sciflyer.25 February 24, 2018

Penguin Circle Jerk 

A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.

The crooked NHL will help fans celebrate Penguin Circle Jerk in early June this year!

Penguin Circle Jerk by sciflyer.25 May 30, 2017

what's up ladies?? 

Question a blind man asks while walking by the fish market.

Blind man: Hey "what's up ladies??"
Foreman: you retard, that's Tha local market we are working.
Blind man: Sorry bitches!. my eyes betray me but the nose knows you filthy whore!

what's up ladies?? by sciflyer.25 November 30, 2016

flybaby 

Noun. A starving child on the African plains.

That buzzard circling the flybaby is ready to feast.
No stupid. that bag of bones weighs about 1 stone. That's no meal, that's an appetizer!

flybaby by sciflyer.25 September 9, 2016