The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.
Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.
by FrenzyMedia February 11, 2016
When your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.
His anaconda don't want none even if there is buns. He must have erectile dysfunction.
by cuz fuck you thats why February 2, 2015
polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
by Jake February 1, 2004
When a man's soldier won't salute.
Man 1: I'm suffering from erectile dysfunction
Man 2: And you call yourself a man?
by FrenzyMedia August 6, 2016
A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.
"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."
by graham crackaaa March 12, 2013
I wanted a mug that puts my condition on full display for everybody to see
give me my Erectile Dysfunction mug.
by Spook404 January 30, 2020