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When your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.
His anaconda don't want none even if there is buns. He must have erectile dysfunction.
by cuz fuck you thats why February 02, 2015
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The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.
Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.
by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016
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polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
by Jake February 01, 2004
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When a man's soldier won't salute.
Man 1: I'm suffering from erectile dysfunction
Man 2: And you call yourself a man?
by FrenzyMedia August 05, 2016
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A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.
"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."
by graham crackaaa March 12, 2013
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A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect
Her: This is so frustrating, Why can't you get hard?
Him: I told you I have erectile dysfunction
by ComedyCosmos June 04, 2018
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