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to be completely plastered after a night of hard partying.

her friend was extremely schwosted at that party last night.

schwosted by suzaneck August 7, 2007

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schloshed

a synonym for inebriation, drunk.

Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.

schloshed by asouth August 5, 2007

Related Words

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Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009

Schwose

Schwose is a word functioning as the perfect description for/of anything and everything. This one and only all-inclusive word can be easily altered to act as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb or exclamatory remark.

Exclamatory Remark Example 1: "Schwose, dude! Thats freaking amazing!"

Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"

Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"

Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"

Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."

Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."

Schwose by Myles O'Mainnian July 22, 2017

Schwarted

To be taken advantage of, to get "the shaft"....

Dude, Richard didn't show up to help you? Dude, you got Schwarted!

or

You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!

Schwarted by CableGod May 5, 2009

Patrick Schwastey

When you are so drunk and wasted you start to feel like you are a ghost. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

Dude, after that 8th shot of tequila I was so Patrick Schwastey.

Patrick Schwastey by Wastey Face January 7, 2011

shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

shwasted by Kevin December 4, 2004

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026