Schwose

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Schwose is a word functioning as the perfect description for/of anything and everything. This one and only all-inclusive word can be easily altered to act as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb or exclamatory remark.

Exclamatory Remark Example 1: "Schwose, dude! Thats freaking amazing!"

Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"

Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"

Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"

Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."

Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."

Schwose by Myles O'Mainnian July 22, 2017

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schnose

Xqc MASSIVE NOSE THAT U CAN BREAK WITH A DRILL

I will continue my legacy and drill that huge Schnose

schnose by Shartywaffles69 October 5, 2018

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Schwose • schwoke • Schmoser • Schmosexual • schnose • schose • Schwasefacested • Schwode • schwoegler • Schwoen

Schwoen

Schwoen is a word that can mean anything and everything at anytime. Usually derogatory.

* "That guy looks real schwoeney."
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"

Schwoen by Ray Bullock September 10, 2010

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schwope

A girl who is highly ticklish, loves to laugh and is very VERY spacy. loves to fuck

scott go tap that schwope!

schwope by FJiuheio January 12, 2010

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Schmosexual

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

Schmosexual by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

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schwoegler

an irratated and infected coin purse or sack o nuts

that nasty chick gave me oral sex and now i think i have a schwoegler

schwoegler by grundle812 January 12, 2008

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Schmoser

A mild uber insult, comprising a combination of schmuck, schmo, and hoser.

Dude, i was just kidding. dont be such a Schmoser.

My quarterback is really cool with me during practices, but in public settings i just get shunned. What a freakin' schmoser.

Schmoser by bigmac65 August 8, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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