Schwose

Schwose is a word functioning as the perfect description for/of anything and everything. This one and only all-inclusive word can be easily altered to act as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb or exclamatory remark.

Exclamatory Remark Example 1: "Schwose, dude! Thats freaking amazing!"

Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"

Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"

Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"

Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."

Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."

by Myles O'Mainnian July 22, 2017

schnose

Xqc MASSIVE NOSE THAT U CAN BREAK WITH A DRILL

I will continue my legacy and drill that huge Schnose

by Shartywaffles69 October 5, 2018

Schwoen

Schwoen is a word that can mean anything and everything at anytime. Usually derogatory.

* "That guy looks real schwoeney."
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"

by Ray Bullock September 10, 2010

schwope

A girl who is highly ticklish, loves to laugh and is very VERY spacy. loves to fuck

scott go tap that schwope!

by FJiuheio January 12, 2010

Schmosexual

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

schwoegler

an irratated and infected coin purse or sack o nuts

that nasty chick gave me oral sex and now i think i have a schwoegler

by grundle812 January 12, 2008

Schmoser

A mild uber insult, comprising a combination of schmuck, schmo, and hoser.

Dude, i was just kidding. dont be such a Schmoser.

My quarterback is really cool with me during practices, but in public settings i just get shunned. What a freakin' schmoser.

by bigmac65 August 8, 2006