Dude, Richard didn't show up to help you? Dude, you got Schwarted!
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You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!
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You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!
by CableGod May 5, 2009
When you fart while having a sweaty butt crack and it feels like a shart. But its not poop that comes out its just the fart moving the warm sweat making it feel like you just let out some poop.
Last night I was so worried I would have to leave the party because I sharted my pants. Until I went to bathroom to check. I was so relieved after I wiped that there was no brown mess. I realized I let out a schwart, not a shart, and I ended up hooking up with Kelly.
by Sven Von Scheisse November 29, 2022
A small wart found often around your toes or occasionally on your fingers, (depending on how much friction)
by antoniolololololololol February 6, 2009