schlossed
Drunk and horny
After all that wine you could tell she was schlossed so we went back to the van and fucked really good for like 20 minutes.
schlossed by Cocky Mcvan September 20, 2013
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Schlossed
Jim completely schlossed Texas A&M when he bailed on the Aggie baseball team for tu the day after the Aggies played in their first ever national championship and Jim promised that he would never leave Texas A&M, because it was the job that he schlossed his family for when he left TCU.
Schlossed by Tamutakeover June 26, 2024
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schlonged
When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
schlonged by Calypso121 April 3, 2016
Schlopped
To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008
Got Schlonged
According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
Got Schlonged by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016
schlonged
dick slapped
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