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To completely and thoroughly dick over somebody without regard to morals or integrity
Jim completely schlossed Texas A&M when he bailed on the Aggie baseball team for tu the day after the Aggies played in their first ever national championship and Jim promised that he would never leave Texas A&M, because it was the job that he schlossed his family for when he left TCU.
Schlossed by Tamutakeover June 26, 2024
Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.
schloshed by asouth August 5, 2007

schlonged 

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency
schlonged by Calypso121 April 3, 2016

Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."
Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
Got Schlonged by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016