Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009

Schwasted

Drunken state usually acheived by consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting

originated at VT.

"dude they are so f-ing schwasted!"
"I'm schwasted"
"I'm so schwasted im gonna boot"

Schwasted by germanface November 9, 2003

Schwasted

To be shit face wasted off your ass.

Man that bitch was schwasted.
She be actin a funky mess when she schwasted

Schwasted by Zizzle and Karlizzle July 11, 2007

Schwasted

Shit Face Wasted

Man that girl is Schwasted!

Schwasted by DamaLicious October 18, 2009

Schwasted

1. Describes the experience of getting drunk, swasted or shwasted from a malt liquor such as schlitz.

2. Describes when a person with the letter combination "sch" appearing in their name is drunk, or more preferably, swasted or shwasted.

3. A longer, more pronounced way of saying swasted or shwasted by adding the letter c.

Amy: Did you drink all my schlitz!?
Jason: No, that was Joey, and he got schwasted!

Dustin: Did you ever see Schneider at the party last night?
Brandon: Yea, he was passed out schwasted!!! *tags pic* #schneiderschwasted?

Rob: I think I got kinda swasted at the bar.
Pete: Nah man, you got schwasted!!

Schwasted by sKreeTs April 19, 2015

schwasted

incoherently intoxicated to the point where you actually think its cool to say schwasted.

whenever I win over 15 games in beer pong I get realy schwasted.

schwasted by brian ggggggeiger January 10, 2009

schwasted

The state of being inebriated, somewhere between 'shitfaced' and 'wasted'. Usually used in the first person, as someone who is sober would be able to make a choice between the two.

I'm so (hiccup) schwasted right now!

schwasted by skema318 January 21, 2011