schnoor

Unlike what others may think, Schnoor speaks intelligently and has been tested and has an above average IQ. He is also not a fat tub of lard, he is simply slightly overweight.

Schnoor is smart and not a tub of lard.

by Matt Schnoor February 4, 2005

Schnookie

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.

"I love you so much Schnookie!"

by amadhatter March 13, 2009

schnoogling

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.

"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".

by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011

Schnorkel

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.

Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!

by gingerrae March 29, 2010

Schnoop

A cuter word for Penis/Dick

Oh you have the biggest schnoop i have ever seen.

by Jumpscare April 23, 2015

schnörwangen

the name of an ultra hot slaying boy bitch that knows about the finest pickles in a jar

"oh look he slays the day away, he surely is a schnörwangen"
"Have you heard of john paradise? He is honored to live at Schnörwangens"
"Do you know the biggest girl boss? It is Kirsten Schnörwangen indeed."

by A fine pickle jar February 9, 2023

schnoo's law

"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.

A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.

by manny morgan August 5, 2007