schnorks

NOT an underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is NOT an underwater creature!!!"

by Spacecow March 09, 2003

schnorks

A strange amalgamation of logic, wit, insanity, indecision, and is one of those people who is somehow is never ever wrong about anything. Doesn't participate in many communities besides IRC (which is okay but come on the TRC forums need more people :( ). In any case he is a very kewl person and is surprisingly hard to summarize properly.

schnorks is a good person to visit if your magic trumpet dispenser is not functioning properly

by AN ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR!!! March 31, 2003

schnorks

Ultimate sex machine.

<schnorks> I'M GONNA POUND SOME POONTANG RIGHT NOW. HUH.

by Tso March 30, 2003

schnorks

A carbonic beverage best served with sliced Spacecow, sworn enemy of Yumblie

No?

by Mars April 24, 2003

schnorks

An underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is an underwater creature!!!"

by The King of the Internet March 30, 2003

schnork

Used as either a friendly greeting, or a deragatroy greeting.
One who is shnorkish. That is:
Bumbling.
Unhumoursly Funny.
Strange.
Plain Weird.

Hey schnork, whatsup?


You shnork, why did you say that?

by Blake P. August 25, 2005

Schnorked

The act or intention of getting some action late at night when your partner is asleep.

When Leslie got home she was really horny and came on to Jim. He was exausted and the best he could manage was to get schnorked.

by Austin Weird August 21, 2009