Schnoob

Our word for weed or for smoking weed. it can be either a noun or a verb.

Noun: "Do you have any Schnoob?"
Verb: "I've got a joint...let's Schnoob." or "Not right now, we're schnoobing."

Schnoob by Crazy Legs 1966 March 22, 2017

schnoob

A Schnoob is the ultimate noob, even worse then a froob. an example of a schnoob is

a schnoob is alex plavner...XBOX gamertag hermanator729

schnoob by jc slaguhter October 10, 2007

Schnoob

A dependent, usually diminutive being. Often cute, but sometimes irritating, your typical "schnoob" is uncanny, enjoys knocking things over, and in the case of a "googly-schnoob", has googly eyes. There is also a rare breed of "Ginger-schnoob" that is known to be very dependent on it's elders. People tend to have a low tolerance for the presence of a schnoob, due to their tendency to linger (see linger-schnoob), but for the most part, they are a beloved race.

"Googly-schnoob!"

"Get out of here, Schnoob!"

"schnoobly-boob!"

Schnoob by Rezzla June 29, 2012

Schmooblydong 

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.

Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013

Schnookie 

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.

"I love you so much Schnookie!"

Schnookie by amadhatter March 13, 2009

schnoogling 

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.

"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".

schnoogling by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011

Schnoop 

A cuter word for Penis/Dick

Oh you have the biggest schnoop i have ever seen.

Schnoop by Jumpscare April 23, 2015