Schnookums

A Schnookums, put simply, is a person that is everything that's good in the world, and nothing that's bad.

That's all it is...

by And September 20, 2003

A word to describe a person that you love more than they love you.

"Hi <boyfriend/girlfriend> You are so totally my schnookums, I am completely in love with you"

Answer-"I only want you for sex and money"

by sillynote November 16, 2009

^ this is the dumbest thing I've seen on here

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

Curtis is my schnookums

by Lisa November 28, 2003

schnookums

A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.

My chihuahua Fluffy is the sweetest schnookums in the world.

by anonymooseeh November 11, 2008

A person or object that is incredibly cute or adorable.

Hey schnookum, you look so cute I could just eat you up.

by LeHommardDuMaine September 11, 2011

german dogs playing snooker while cuming.

bruno played snooker while jacking off/schnookums, past. schnookumed.

by seamus mulholland January 16, 2008