schnarfel

A pale shade of pink inside the vagina between the meat flaps

"I had my tounge all up in that schnarfelVagina

by Schick blitzen April 8, 2016

schmalfeldt

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.

Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!

by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

schnarfburgle

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length

matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina

by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011

schnargle

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.

Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!

by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

Schnaffle

To consume in a beaver-like or mouse like manner

You schnaffled that sausage up quickly!

by alexander21 November 17, 2010

schnarple

A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.

A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.

Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.

An example of a schnarple is given in the first paragraph.

by C. Garbe December 25, 2007

schnarvendargen

a word used when you don't know what to say.

it is what it is.

mel: what do you wanna do?
vince: you wanna go schnarvendargen?
mel: yee, letsgo.

by melsababe May 11, 2011