Schnarfling

Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle

She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!

by cestlavieskt October 14, 2023

schnappling

A good song about Noah Schnapp. Noah! Noaah! All u wanna do is fall in love with me. Noah schnapp is my husband! Now back off before i hit u with a stick! Schnappling! schnappling! Noah darling I love you! (Sung to Roxanne)

Also a name for Noah schnapp

I love Schnappling!!! Noah Schnapp is my husband ! Da daa da da da da da

by BlueJ November 15, 2020

schnagling

An art similar to cock blocking. Where as cock blocking is in front view of the victim, Schangling is somewhat more devious. To sneak over to a girl in a bar or club when the person who was chatting her up,is on a short term absence " smoking , toilet or at the bar". Schangling is an act of espionage carried out from a distance, carried out only at the right time.

How did you get on with that girl Paul? "No good, she was talking to him when I got back from the toilet, he must of been Schnagling me"

by HKO15 June 15, 2017

Schnarting

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).

Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.

by jmh215 October 13, 2011

Glargle Shnargling

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.

"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."

by Dildevich February 22, 2011

Schnerdling

Slang term for a restroom, courtesy of Tom and Ray from CarTalk. Pronounced "SHNURD-ling", and based on a mis-read of the word "Scherdling", which was seen on a bathroom sign in Iceland.

"I need to go use the Schnerdling"
"I have to go take a Schnerdle"

by SgtKashim October 16, 2008

Schlafling

Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.

“I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”

by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016