Schnarfly 

That awful feeling during a long car journey when you're tired and squirmy and restless all at once.

Are we almost there? I'm so schnarfly I could DIE!

Schnarfly by MiMiMiaow June 11, 2021

schnarfburgle 

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length

matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina

schnarfburgle by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011

schnargle 

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.

Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!

schnargle by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

Schnaffle 

To consume in a beaver-like or mouse like manner

You schnaffled that sausage up quickly!

Schnaffle by alexander21 November 17, 2010

schnarple 

A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.

A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.

Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.

An example of a schnarple is given in the first paragraph.

schnarple by C. Garbe December 25, 2007

Schnerdly 

Adj: a word used to describe something/somebody that you have forgotten the name of - instead of saying 'thing'

"i'm looking for that schnerdly (bungee cord) that I used to hold the suitcases to the roofrack"

Bad example I know but you get the idea...

Schnerdly by Stephen R Lawes December 15, 2008

schnorfle 

To rummage about in a sporadic manner

"So I schnorfled around the basement for my old high school yearbook for hours, but finally gave up because I started schvitzing.

schnorfle by Robert Bumsted December 13, 2007